Question: WILL I EVER SLEEP AGAIN?
The worst part is: It's not Bronson that's getting in the way of peaceful slumber. He sleeps like a champ. It's my boobs.
If I don't wake the kid up to eat every 2 hours, we'll have a major problem. Holy cow.
My mom said, "You won't have to set an alarm clock anymore.
Your boobs will be one from now on."
Words of wisdom. I might needlepoint that on a pillow.