January 26, 2011

done, so done

DONE. That'ss how I felt pretty much all day.
Because of this darling little morning scenario:
Step One: Cook the kid two eggs. 
Step Two: He wants more.
Step Three: Start to make him more.
Step Four: He decides you're not a fast enough short order cook and proceeds to open the fridge and drop the last half dozen eggs on the floor.
Step Five: Breathe, send him to time out, clean up the mess, and FB about it. 
In that order.

Tame really but kind of annoying, you know? 
Godzilla baby!!!
Good thing he's so cute. Bad thing he's so snot/drooly.

All I can say is: Terrible Two's MY HINEY.
18 months has proven to be  "a harder act of defiance than I had anticipated."