October 1, 2012

I am 24 going on 94


"Did you see that gas went up four cents overnight?? It's $4.09 again! When I started driving you could get it for 99 cents a gallon!!!"

"I was looking at the five day forecast in the paper and it's supposed to be in the high 90's all week ... I'm just really ready for cardigan weather."

"Is it nap time yet?"

"All I want to do today is sew and watch The Golden Girls." 

"Teenagers are too flipping loud."
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So basically, being pregnant makes me geriatric. Whatevs.