

So I only have one tube of lipstick that I "splurged" on and I've worn it maybe once?
Yeah well, the other day I was out hunting and gathering and when I got back I opened the door to what looked like Bronson covered in blood from forehead to toes.
Thank goodness, no. It was just my Rosewine by Revlon.
Forehead to toes!
I kept what was left of the tube (which was obviously not much) but methinks I need to hire a new babysitter ...
And yes:
Toph was the babysitter on duty when the fatal lipstick attack of 2011 occurred.
So FIRED.
Except not because I kinda need him.
Dang.